This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I played a show today and there were like two people there and it was fun I guess and the touring bands are staying at my house and they’re really rad! Life is nice!
Poetry is hard and it kinda sux!!!
everybody look through this then tell me I’m cute!!!!